Now Just a Darned Second!!!

[GiggleWorks]

I was just updating myself and reading through the new posts on the smurfy new forums and I came across some disturbing news that I am very upset about!

Melissa is Pete's SISTER???

Son of a Smurf! I though she was your wife all these years. And years ago I developed an evil plan to flirt with her, tempt her, and start dating her so I could get free Smurfs, but I didn't because I thought she was married to my best friend Pete.

Some best friend . . . letting me think his sister was unavailable. And now it's too late, because I am married and CAN'T flirt with her and tempt her and date her and get free Smurfs off of her because I'M married . . .

So Angry . . . Must Smash Stuff . . . Can't Control Rage . . . Must Scream!

Scott
GiggleWorks

[pvcblue]

So Angry . . . Must Smash Stuff . . . Can't Control Rage . . . Must Scream!

Scott
GiggleWorks

Anyone ever tell you that you have issues?? LOL!!! :face48: :haha: :confus:

[Pete]

Lol, you're not the first! My wife's name is "Hope." She's a Smurf fan, but she keeps busy teaching Science to 1st-3rd grade. Melissa helps me. She is single but dating a guy for a while now. Sorry Scott :)

[GiggleWorks]

Dear PVC,

Yes, I am aware I have several issues. Having a lot of issues isn't a problem if you keep them all in order, the problem is I am missing several issues, so I don't have thje whole collection if you know what I mean . . .

Pete . . . Just let me know if Melissa breaks up with her beau. Maybe I can still flirt with her if I just explain to my wife that its for more free Smurfs . . . I still have a little bit of that good old charm I had in high school, so I might get somewhere. Unfortunately my looks are shot . . . .

Dear Melissa. If you are reading this we are talking about a different sister named Melisssa, because I would never use you to try and get free Smurfs . . . However I must ask, what's your sign? And by the way, you look very lovely in that sweater . . .

Scott
GiggleWorks